Sunday, June 25, 2006

Setting things straight.

As the just and mercifull Ruler of Basgerin it has come to my attention that I have not been entirely just in my observations and comments about a certain subject in my VAST empire, Therrin Itup, the person that was so unlucky to loose his industrial ship to my ever increasing navy (henceforth called SIMON'S NAVY (yes with capital letters!)). The information that I have received from my intelligence agency that it was his wife who was flying the ill fated industrial at the time of it's less than fortunate end.

Therrin also assures me that he would not have used the autopilot while under aggression from a far superior force and that indeed he would have used instajumps to get his highly priced cargo into his hangar. This of course has been accepted and his wife has been reprimanded for her stupid actions, however those actions against her were less than severe as she is after all a woman and we cannot fault them for their driving ability or should we say "in-ability"?

Another woman came into my office today pleading her case, this one is called MiseryLovesCompany (we call her Misery), she made a hearty case that she was indeed a courageous person and not a ill prepared and foul mouthed coward. Her case has been taken into consideration and justifiably dismissed and she will henceforth be known as MiseryLovesBeingAcowardInCompanyOfThePrettyAndJustRulerSimon.

That is all, you can continue mining.

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